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It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. Masterpost for Dragon Age Veilguard AU overflow + psls

shut up and dance with me - fake dating, dancing

Date: 2025-04-06 04:39 am (UTC)
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[ it had been a joke. she had honestly meant it as a joke. but then one of her cases turns up a lead that requires her to bring a plus one to a soiree and she knows things just got a lot more interesting. not necessarily the good kind of interesting, but interesting.

well, likely also the good kind, since she's invited jim to go with her. better to have back-up she can trust with this.

so, after gifting him an outfit that will work for this soiree, and teaching him as much about how to pass for tevinter as possible, she takes him up to the soiree in question. dressed in her own tevinter finery, she arrives on jim's arm, ready to look the part of an altus with her companion. her nerves are on high alert as they descend into the crowd. time to see if they can find this clue.

having given jim a briefing on what they're looking for — a relic that seems to have changed hands multiple times and might be related to a recent murder — she knows they are as prepared as they can be. ]


We're looking for anything that could possibly lead us to our relic. Time to mingle and listen. Ready for it? Just remember what I taught you.

right??? it's really good for tevinter formal

Date: 2025-04-13 08:36 am (UTC)
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Keep that up and you'll have me swooning before the night is over.

[ a return tease, as her fingers wrap a little tighter around his arm to show that she appreciates his presence. she's not much happier that they have to be here, among all these venatori and altus supremacists, the slavers and classists and all manner of others just as awful. but at least they aren't alone in this. they have each other, to talk to and get through this with. two heads, two minds of sanity amidst the horror. ]

All right. There should be a dance number soon, if the soirees I've been invited to in the past are anything to go by. We can use that to scout the other attendees, see who might be interesting, skirt by anyone speaking. For now... we mingle. Might be someone who catches our attention or whose attention we catch.

[ neve wasn't born into nobility the way jim was, but she'd had a decent enough education simply because she was a mage. the rest she'd learned by watching.

she turns slightly, guiding him around the edge of the ballroom as she casts her gaze around to find someone who looks interesting enough to intercept. ]


There's a pair in red and white robes off to the side. They've been watching us for a full minute. We can slowly drift over and make it look coincidental, but they'll know it isn't. They want to talk and I'd like to know why.

Date: 2025-04-25 04:14 pm (UTC)
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[ for her part, neve knows tevinter and venatori well enough to play the part. body language upright and confident, without being rigid. her tight grip on her companion's arm may well be a show of possessiveness, a warning to anyone else who might take an interest in him that his patron is unwilling to share.

his practice of customs and dances means that their chances of passing through unnoticed are even higher. ]


Always, [ she says, in response to the question about poison. they'd be fools to discount that. ] It won't be enough to kill, but certainly enough to make things interesting. I wasn't planning on drinking anything unless I need to. We can play it as true snobbery if asked.

[ only the best for this tevinter mage and her pet. whatever's offered here just isn't up to her standards. ]

Let them be envious. One of them might approach later to talk to you and we can twist information out of them then.

[ she guides him around the edge of the room, taking in the dance floor with the proper aloof interest. the two who caught her eye initially lazily meet them halfway. ]

Drink? [ one of them asks her, holding out a glass of what can only be wine.

neve sniffs with distaste, nose slightly wrinkled, but doesn't bother to even lift a hand in dismissal. ]


What they serve in these "parties" can only be described as mud. Our interest stems from a curious rumor. Haven't heard anything, have you?

I hear the host plans on presenting something to his esteemed backer tonight.

Hmm. Well, they're certainly doing a good job of making us wait.

[ she huffs slightly. the conversation soon turns to her companion and neve switches on the jealousy and protectiveness before extracting herself and jim to continue on their walk around. ]

That tells us something but not enough. Could be our relic, could be another.

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TRULY i'm ready for it to stop

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Date: 2025-05-12 08:57 am (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (Default)
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[  no problemo but if you want me to set the scene, if you want to do action, just say! ] 

Date: 2025-05-12 08:38 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (013)
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The explosion and the roar that follows it sound like an avalanche. A torrent of mud and debris just to the south of his current position, and it's enough to momentarily distract Illario from slitting the throat of the undead monstrosity trying to eviscerate the refugee child from the horse farm. He could curse Dennet's stubbornness, passed on to his children who had opted not to leave their horses and druffalo - until it was almost too late.

The little one is screaming and crying as he grabs her up, shields her as best he can with his larger frame, and frantically looks about the ruins of Calenhad's Foothold—but it's free from Blight, and the majority of the Darkspawn are rushing down the hill, which gives him precious seconds.

"You'll be just fine, bambina." He says as he tucks her closer into his chest before he makes the desperate charge across the open space towards the only structurally sound tower. Darkspawn grab for them, but force of will keeps him going- before he launches himself up onto a ledge and catches it with his fingers. He's hauled himself up walls one-handed before, but not with the added weight of the child and for a moment he isn't sure his grip will hold- but then with a scrabble of feet finding holds in the ancient stones, they're up. Feet move fast across the narrow ledge, until he can clamber up onto another tier of stonework, up to the very top of the tower. Both he and the girl toss themselves behind the ruined battlements just as a projectile catches him in the thigh. Not an arrow, just a piece of the tower one of the big ogres has slung in their direction.

It takes him a moment to breathe around the pain of it, drawing the girl up to him again and murmuring some reassurance, before he sits up and looks towards the source of the explosion, expecting to see a horde of undead and darkspawn spilling out of the mountainside. But that isn't what he sees at all.

Jim. His Jim. Here. Even though Illario told him to stay away. He could curse him, watching and unable to do anything as Jim launches himself from his perch, crashing into one of the biggest darkspawn and stabbing that ogre in the face.

Illario almost feels the impact as the howling monster throws Jim to the ground. The world seems to stop, not moving for several long minutes, although it's probably less than a second because Jim is moving, getting to his feet.

"Get up, get away amore, come on, come on-" He repeats under his breath, but then there's the child's sharp, terrified cry from behind them, and he wheels around to see a darkspawn appear over the ruined battlements. There's no more time to watch Jim. Illario moves, a long, wicked dagger in hand, as he moves to put himself between his charge and the darkspawn, slicing at limbs and faces, taking a wicked pleasure when they shriek and drop down onto their brethren below.

The first wave, never more than a couple at a time, he can deal with, but it doesn't stay that way. Soon, there are half a dozen, and he feels the exhaustion in his limbs begin to slow him down. He knows he doesn't have many options left. And the Crow emblem remains pinned to his armour, a pretty decoration with a dark purpose.

He doesn't even have to debate the choice. Fingers move across the metal, the wings as sharp as the blade in his hand, scoring through skin and into the pads of his fingers, old magic stirring with the taste of his blood, freely given, and he feels the power in his life-force begin to gather in his hand. Half a heartbeat more, the tiny fog of blood pulses in his hand, full of raw power and like a true mage might throw fire, Illario throws the energy forward, knocking the darkspawn off the tower with a yell.

It won't keep them away, but it gives him half a second more to breathe, look over his shoulder, and find Jim in the chaos.

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Date: 2025-06-01 01:34 pm (UTC)
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There's so many good, basic suspensions and oils in the little kit. Viago might tsk at how basic the kit is, but there's probably only a handful of people in Thedas better at poisons and potions than Viago De Riva, and he can be a bit of a snob. As far as Jim's needs go - it does everything it needs to. It could probably do even more besides.

And that's what had him thinking. Suspension of Dragonthorn, crushed ginkgo, and oil of maca. They're all there, and he'd only need some of his own supplies: harlot's blush, fenugreek seed or root if he still has some, foxite, and just a bit of pomegranate. It's not really necessary, but Illario has always liked the flavour.

It just takes time to make, to get the quantities right, and of course, to share the idea with Jim.

He holds the little vial in his hand - there's two mouthfuls in there at most, a beautiful shifting concoction that looks purple in the light of Jim's meditation room, but is actually more of a pale pink in normal sunlight. It doesn't look like much, but Illario's taken it enough times to know just how well it works, and as he lets Jim study the vial now, he straddles his lap, knees planted firmly into the couch, and his free arm curling around the other man's shoulders.

"I trust you," He murmurs, his fingers playing in the short strands of hair at the nape of Jim's neck, "And while the others are away, this is probably the best time to try it. I can't promise that I'll be quiet, or that I'll behave, or that I'll be anything less than a bitch in heat, but-" he says, the purr coming into his voice, "I think that might be fun, don't you think, bello amore?"

Date: 2025-06-01 09:35 pm (UTC)
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Illario could just move himself into the Lighthouse, take up residence in the Music Room where the light is good enough for him to do his make-up (sorry Jim the meditation room is so blue) and have his clothes set out and there would be room for a decent set of furniture. All his potion ingredients can mingle freely with Jim's own.

But that's not what matters right now, its all about what they want. What they want to experience together.

"You can take it too, if you'd like. Have you ever had an aphrodisiac?" He asks, shifting a little to bring himself closer into Jim's lap, horny enough without it, truthfully. "I can't predict how either of us will react. But it will make you very, very eager to fuck, or be fucked, for... I should think two hours, perhaps a little more. Self control goes out the window."

Jim's welcome to try it, Illario doesn't mind. He just wants to enjoy that frantic need with Jim, more so than anyone he's used this potion with before.

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Well Jim, where IS he going to sleep?

Date: 2025-07-24 04:20 pm (UTC)
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It's exhausting work. Not that being a Crow was not, but Warden work requires a different sort of outlook than a Crow's. For a start, he does much less of this on his back. Secondly, fighting a half-dozen darkspawn and several undead is a lot more physically taxing than the same number of standard guards. He's less likely to have the element of surprise.

Their patrol didn't have it tonight, but the group of darkspawn was smaller than usual, and they took it out with no losses or major injuries- although Illario is still picking gore off his Warden uniform when the messenger finds him returning to Lavendel. The Veilguard, she says, which in itself is strange because they usually say Jim.

He heads up to the Warden outpost in double time, a faint hint of something unsettled in his stomach- and sees for himself Taash and Lace Harding stood around with Evka and Antoine.

"What is it? Where's Jim?"

He can't help himself. They all know by now- carrying Illario, dying, through the Crossroads probably didn't leave much room for interpretation on Jim's feelings either, although knowing him, Jim would almost certainly do that for a significant number of people.

"Where is he? Is he hurt?"

Illario doesn't take up much space!

Date: 2025-07-24 05:49 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (012)
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Illario clocks it as soon as Taash says is he? because if it is one thing they are all universally bad at, it's helping Jim get outside of his own head. It isn't that they don't try, Andraste's holy cabbage do trhy try, but Jim can push on through their protests and stubbornly do what he wants. Illario won't let him get away with that.

He almost forgets himself, but years of being a Crow make him hesitate.

"Permission for me to go to him, Warden Evka?" He has to ask, despite the fact he's already mentally in the Lighthouse. He doesn't need to take anything. Nothing he has here is worth taking if it takes even a minute to grab. They need to get to Jim.

"Send us a message if you need our help." Antoine answers even as Evka nods. "Go to him."

"Thank you." He says, and then his attention is back on Taash and Harding as he goes with them towards the Eluvian.

"What was he saying?"

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Date: 2025-11-17 02:54 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (007)
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However bad it could be, Lace never gets to say. From the doors of the main house, figures emerge, one slightly ahead of the others, tall and slender, black haired- there is no doubt about who that might be, even if he is not wearing his Crow leathers. But the figures behind him are hooded and masked, dressed in typical Crow armour, and it's impossible to tell exactly who they are.

What is clear is that Illario is not expecting Warden Rook, because his footsteps pause for a minute and then continue, after a flurry of Antivan between the three.

Illario keeps his pace even, very much straining to do so. Running will get him nowhere fast - it will be interpreted as an attempt to attack Rook, although that is very much not what fills his mind when he sees their Warden. His face seems set, as if he doesn't feel anything, but it hides the fear coiling in his gut like one of those Tevinter serpents.

He's stopped about three metres from the gates, grabbed at the elbow, and while it's not close, it's close enough to see the tiredness in his expression too, although the darkness under his eyes and the sallowness of his skin is hidden beneath make-up.

"Where is Lucanis?" He calls out, as one of the attendants, not holding his elbow, comes to unlock the gate and allow Jim entrance.

"He was meant to come today. What happened to my cousin?" There's an edge to that voice. Fear. Concern.

Date: 2025-11-17 04:17 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (006)
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Sharp eyes want to reach out and grab that folded parchment as soon as he sees it, recognising Lucanis' hand even at a distance. But Rook waves it, rather than passes it over, and while Illario strains to hear anything from the man that was, once, more brother than he was cousin, he knows that letter is likely not for him. The realisation of it is cold and hard, but at least it means Lucanis lives. As long as he lives, Illario can withstand any indignity. Even being shunned.

"It is kind that they think of me." Illario murmurs, because yes, he knows that threat for what it is, and he knows the two guards at his back are probably from House De Riva or House Cantori. There are after all, no other Crows in House Dellamorte to ensure his good behaviour.

"With your attendance? No. I was only... surprised." Terrified. "Coffee I think is going to be served in the library? If you would like."

He can play at being a good host. He will be a good host, not to let Lucanis down any further. If Rook returns and tells him Illario refused to see him or was ingracious in any way, he doubts Lucanis would be pleased. Not in the same way Caterina would be displeased that he let the Dellamorte name down yet again, but displeased that Illario mistreated Lucanis' friend. So he will try to live up to Lucanis' expectations.

The guards at his elbow are mindful to keep him away from Rook, just as they would be if Lucanis was there, and so when they walk back towards the house it is at a measured distance, and when they enter the great library, Illario makes sure to sit diagonally opposite Jim, even as a servant brings coffee.

"Do you want to pour yourself a cup? I would offer- but I do not think my attendants would approve."

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