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It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. Masterpost for Dragon Age Veilguard AU overflow + psls

Date: 2026-03-10 10:33 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (014)
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"You kept up with both of them? Did you get much of a challenge from the southerners?" Illario asks, delighted that Jim has continued something that they used to do together- even if Jim was a little less practised than the cousins when he first came to live with them. But one thing that has always been true of Jim- he does what he sets his mind to. Illario has always admired that, and frankly, so has Lucanis.

"Looks like it did keep you in shape," Illario says as he pinches Jim's side, which is all lean muscle. "But don't worry, we'll spar with you later."

Lucanis shakes his head fondly, pouring the coffee and handing Illario a cup too, fingers brushing and Lucanis' dark eyes shyly glance away.

"Lucanis has been studying every ancient fighting technique you can name-"
"-And Illario has been studying this season's high fashion."

Illario shrugs, not denying it.

"One of us has to represent House Dellamorte at all the parties, balls and dinners we get invited to. But I think the three of us should go to at least one or two. We can show off Jim, come home so handsome and so smart."

He nudges a knee against Jim's own, smiling at him with immense fondness.

"Don't worry. We will make time for you. We missed you more than you can know."

Date: 2026-03-11 04:12 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (Default)
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Illario laughs loud and unguardedly when Jim almost drowns himself with his coffee, not expecting the pinch, and the blond leaning his weight against him isn't unpleasant in the slightest. Its affection, pure and simple, and Illario wraps an arm around Jim's middle to keep him pressed in close. Antivans are a tactile people, of course this is utterly familial. The way his fingers gently caress at Jim's waist is entirely innocent.

"Ah, a knight, hm? As long as you find one from a good house to sparr with you..." Illario teases. But Lucanis quickly cuts in:

"Be careful. Even in friendly sparring accidents happen. The Orlesians are as a rule more about show than substance, but some of them can be deceptively capable. Perhaps leave the serious sparring to when you are home with us."

His dark eyes are full of honest concern and fondness, and he glances away before Jim can look into them too deeply.

"I still cook, yes. Better than before I hope. Perhaps we can make you something to celebrate your return? I think the kitchen is already busy but we could always make a midnight snack..."

"Or a light lunch tomorrow before we drag Jim to a tailor. He must have decent clothes for the summer session."

Date: 2026-03-12 04:00 pm (UTC)
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"Good, you can do better than those pompous blowhards." Illario murmurs, voice low and possessive, his hand still warm and familiar against Jim's side. "They don't deserve you. But I know you like their libraries..." He lets out a little huff, but if Jim wanted to study, Orlais was the best place for that. And far away from the messy politics of the Marches and Antiva.

"You would not forget," Lucanis is saying, rolling his eyes at Illario's complaints, such as they are. "You are a good swordsman, and we will train with you while you are home. That way, you will not fall out of practise."

"What he means is that he wants someone else to spar with. He thinks he knows all my tricks." Illario grins. "A little three-way sparr should convince him he only knows about half of them."

Jim's laugh is wonderful, though, as intoxicating as the best wine, and Illario's fingers pluck at the fancy-tailored shirt, sliding those elegant digits beneath the fabric and against skin, going for one of those sensitive spots. Teasing, tickling, fingers dancing over skin.

Date: 2026-03-12 09:05 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (014)
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"Yes yes yes," Illario retorts, "I could. But my truths are saved for you two. No one else is worthy of them." The rest of the world gets poised and preened Illario Dellamorte. Luca and Jim are the ones who get him raw, unabashed in his enthusiasm, mischievous and yet dedicated wholly to them.

Like in this moment, letting out a shout of triumph as he gets Jim squirming and wriggling, swatting at him. Such a reaction only makes him join in with the second hand, going in for both sensitive sides at once.

"I only take advantage because he likes it so much." He adds, grinning as he continues his attack. "But Jim- a truce? We both go after Luca?"

"No! Do not dare!" Lucanis says, but it is too late, Illario is already springing from his seat.

Date: 2026-03-17 05:12 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (014)
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There's a shameful secret Jim does not know. Illario's hands all over him are not unfamiliar to Lucanis, the way Illario presses up into his space is not as innocent as the youngest adopted Dellamorte thinks. And while it isn't written over them in bold letters, Lucanis feels it must be so obvious when Illario touches him that it goes straight through him as a bolt of pleasure.

"Illario!" He tries to protest, although it's halfhearted, it's not a no because he can never say no to Illario. In the tangle of their limbs there's a brief press of Illario's thigh between his own and he gasps, just as Jim presses up behind him.

The breath in his ear and the close proximity of both his lover and Jim makes his face burn hot, and he tries to keep Illario's hands from sneaking up beneath his shirt.

Why does this feel so good, to be between them?

"Behave! Both of you!"

Date: 2026-03-17 08:22 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (Default)
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Lucanis isn't the only one aroused. Far from it, Illario's blood has been ooling in his stomach since Jim cuddled up against him and teasing Lucanis makes it worse. He did do this to himself he realisss, but that's as Lucanis trips him and Jim settles down on top of him.

Thankfully, straddling his torso and not his hips, or there would be nothing he could do to distract from his condition. But like this? He can at least pretend.

But not to Luca, who has posed himself so gorgeously that he might have to excuse them both from Jim's company so he can put his hands all over Lucanis again, minus the clothes.

"Alright I yield!" He laughs, hands held up in the air in surrender before he puts them on Jim's thighs. Strong from fencing strong from riding. A pleasure to caress even if he pretends its innocent.

"Are you to planning to punish me?"

Date: 2026-04-07 10:31 am (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (Default)
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"Just your gear?" Illario laughs, hands sliding up and down Jim's thighs- it might be considered a game of chicken or a reminder that Jim is still sitting on him, but it is neither of those things- it is simply an excuse to touch, to tease. "I could see to your horse. Or be your valet for a week, Jim."

Or bend that fine, strapping blond over a desk and fuck him until his legs were jelly.

But he doubts Jim could ever request such a thing. He's too proper. Even Lucanis has difficulty saying things like that, even whispering them when they're alone at night.

Speaking of, Illario shoots a look at Lucanis, gebtly slapping at his leg too.

"You are one to speak of indignities, cugino."

Date: 2026-04-08 06:13 pm (UTC)
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Jim is utterly adorable, smiling so proudly at Lucanis. It makes Illario long to cup his face and kiss him, before bidding Luca do the same. Oh, the pair would be such a pretty sight, he is certain, praising both of them for their good behaviour and pretty mouths...

He forces his attention away from the fantasy and sighs at the mention of reports. Of course, Lucanis probably does intend to do them, but even as their eyes meet for a brief second, Illario knows he will also get his own way. Probably before any report is even started, because his cousin knows he won't focus otherwise.

"Ah, and Jim can reach the forbidden shelves now. The ones where Zio Antonio kept his private collection. Be careful with those, Jim! They will make a courtesan blush!" He calls put, before Jim leaves the room, and the doors swing closed.

"I am a healthy young man with healthy urges," Illario says when they are alone, "I don't need any other reason than that to see how attractive he's grown. Don't you see it?" He asks Lucanis, clearing the distance between them and tipping Lucanis' chin up for a hungry kiss. "He would look so pretty in our bed."

Date: 2026-04-12 01:54 pm (UTC)
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Oh, Illario sees it, and recognises that green-eyed monsters as easily as he would recognise his own face in the looking glass. He woukd be jealous himself if Lucanis was the one suggesting this. But he knows that outright calling Lucanis out will make him back further into his corner. Instead, Illario intends to play this differently.

"It is so," he purrs, continuing as if he'd never noticed Lucanis' mood. "I could watch you kiss him for hours. You would look so pretty together."

Not a replacement. An addition. Adding something into the mix that it lacks, that both would enjoy. That Illario can get off watching Lucanis with someone else will be something his beloved cugino needs to work through, but he will put the idea in his head.

He expects Lucanis to be the lamb right now, to allow Illario to take what he likes but it seems that Lucanis has some fire in him today, eager to take control. The bite is sharp and strong and has Illario gasp, but he doesn't pull away. He pushes in, blue eyes bright with enjoyment as Lucanis grips him hard.

Illario doesn't give in though, if Lucanis wants to be dominant, he needs to fight for it. Illario's tongue teases across his, pressing the advantages he gets, his fingers grasping at Lucanis' hair, holding tight. He only pulls back when his lungs start to burn.

"Are you putting me in my place, cugino?"

Stupid sexy spicy Lucanis

Date: 2026-04-14 07:23 pm (UTC)
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"Oh please- are you blind?" Illario asks, when Lucanis counters that Jim has shown no interest. "He looked both of us over. Trust me Luca, that boy was mentally peeling both of us out of our clothes."

Lucanis isn't as sexual a creature as Illario, but he isn't uninterested. The proof of that is in the pudding with the way his cousin's body presses against him, the way Lucanis kisses him like they're planning a Contract.

"I'm not asking you to use your energy, amore." He replies, soft and warm even when Lucanis gropes at his ass, and he presses close, using his height to force Lucanis back towards the couch.

"You do the reports. Sit and relax, use my mouth. You write better than I do." He says, voice thick and warm as he sinks to his knees in front of the other assassin.

Date: 2026-04-16 06:56 pm (UTC)
the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (Default)
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Its very clear that Lucanis had no idea of those subtle, and less than subtle, signs their sweet little Marcher displayed. The way he'd leant into those touches, the warmth of his voice as he spoke to them, the shy way he'd avoided talking about lovers in Orlais. It was almost certainly because he wasn't sure how the two of them would react to learning he was taking men to bed- or being taken to bed by them.

"He did, my heart." Illario says, his pwn tone changing, serting out a little plan. "I think he's shy. Thinks we won't approve of his tastes... I think Antonio and Bassanio are having a little soiree next week. We shall take him."

It may be a slow game to win him over, but Illario is confident he knows what he's doing.

Just as he knows what to do with Lucanis.

From between stween his cousin's knees, he reaches up to stroke Lucanis’ thighs, thumbs working over the seam of those tight pants and enjoying the obvious impact his suggestion is having.

"You are very good at writing things down properly. I am very good with my mouth... perhaps we should stick to what we're good at. And didn't you want to teach me to behave? Fucking my mouth woukd certainly do that."

Date: 2026-04-18 03:54 pm (UTC)
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"Yes cugino." Illario replies, sweet as almond biscuits, his blue eyes looking up at Lucanis' serious face and privately holding back a grin. He's won, and they both know it, but he's going to accept it gracefully and bend himself to Lucanis' will. His hand continue their work, gently stroking up and down his cousin's thighs, the touch full of promise.

He opens his trousers, pulling free his cock and stroking with the sure, smooth hand of a man who has done this many times before. Illario moves closer and with low, eager hum he leans forward and licks a wet line over the crown of Luca's cock. A cruel man would force his head right down, hold him down and let him choke, but he knows his cousin. He might be annoyed, but he isn't cruel. Besides, his hands are already full: parchment, quill, and ink all gathered, and so Illario keeps to his part of the bargain.

He angles Lucanis' cock and begins to take him, getting almost all the way down with steady bobs of his head, before he stops. He's a cock warmer, not a tease. He's not about to claim more, but he's happy to stay where he is, blue eyes turned upwards, full of adoration as he feels the steady throb of Lucanis against his tongue. His own his rigid and trapped, aching inside his trousers, but he's here to prove he can behave.

Date: 2026-04-18 10:17 pm (UTC)
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Lucanis can work, enjoying a hot, willing mouth around him, inly moving to swallow the pre-come that leaks readily onto his tongue, but otherwise a good little cock warmer, patient for the time he'll be used for his proper purpose.

Lucanis is a fine gentleman, he isn't going to lose composure just for having a mouth wrapped around his cock. They aren't in their teens anymore. But Illario briefly wonders if Lucanis knows, while he was off learning how to kill Magisters, Illario was learning how to breath through his nose so someone coukd fuck his throat?

Probably best not to ask. His cousin probably has some idea, but its not worth discussing. They were schooled to their strengths. Lucanis is a specialist in one thing, Illario in another.

He swallows again, letting himself drift on the bitter-salt taste of come in his mouth, the pleasure he's learnt to take from these moments. Hard abd untouched, doing what's expected of him. Normally, not long after this he either gets the information he needs from his target or completes a kill, so getting some thrill now is only fair.

This time, he gets to enjoy watching Lucanis unravel for him. And that is far more thrilling than completing a contract.

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