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asimpleegg posting in

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The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

enablemeplz posting in

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ENABLEMEPLZ
An Enabling Meme

February Meme
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enablemeplz

sockula_untold posting in

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HORNY CONFESSIONS

↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their horny, dirty thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be sexy. Be stupid.

youngandbeautiful posting in

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TEACH ME!

➼ Use the subject line to tell us about something your character wants to learn.

➼ Lucky you, there's no shortage of multiversal talent that can show a person how to do just about everything!

depletes posting in

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relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

madreen_rua posting in

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THE CON/HEIST MEME

Maybe you have a team, maybe you don't, but when it comes down to it, you're all in this together...

Plan. Put on your best charming face and rob them blind. Use your skills to steal art, money, never have to worry about your livelihood. Evade being caught, live the thrill of knowing you're in a precarious place, a hair's breadth from ruin. You can handle it. Are you an unrepentant crook or are you a reformed thief? Essentially: are you a threat or benevolent benefactor? You steal from the rich but do you keep it for yourself or give to the poor? Not all grifters can be emotionless monsters, after all.

• Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant.
• Or don't. As always, we're not the cops. Which is good, 'cause y'all are damn criminals.
• Reply to other people's top levels!
• Have fun!

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vibez posting in

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

dontcryformememetina posting in

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The Highly Inappropriate Tension Meme

Touches. Glances. Sides brushing, so close to each other. The moment is, most likely, quite, subdued, and calm. Or it could be loud and full of life, right in the middle of a vivacious party. Yet, no matter the case, your blood is pumping - no, nearly boiling with the passion bubbling between you and your companion.

Unfortunately, this tension is completely and absolutely out of line. Whether it be the place, the time, your relationship with the person (be that literal relation or power difference, age difference, experience difference, and so on), your own lack of knowledge, or personal convictions, you should not act on any building desires.

But here's the thing about tension: it builds. It builds, and it builds, until...

Well, even subtlety can come to an inappropriate head.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, canon, and preferences in the subject. In the comment body, be sure to mention if there are any squicks you have, scenarios you don't/do want to play out, and if you're okay with AUs or handwaved CR.
Reply to others.

gooseflesh posting in

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smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

forthememes posting in

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A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION
YOU MAY KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY - OR YOU MAY NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU'RE NOW PASSING THE TIME ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS. IT'S A GAME! A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION. YOU START OFF ASKING YOUR OPPONENT A QUESTION OF CHOICE AND IF THEY ANSWER IT, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION IN TURN. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, ONLY AS LONG AS YOU ANSWER THE OTHER PERSON'S QUESTIONS ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS YOURSELF, BUT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF TRUTHFULNESS HERE, LIE IF YOU MUST OR WANT, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.

How to play -

1. Comment with your character's name, fandom and preference.
2. If you want, leave a question in the comment field that your character is asking their opponent. Or don't. I'm not the cops.
3. Pick other characters to question and have fun!

mcmemeface posting in

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The Support Group Meme

Per Wikipedia:

In a support group, members provide each other with various types of help, usually nonprofessional and nonmaterial, for a particular shared, usually burdensome, characteristic. The help may take the form of providing and evaluating relevant information, relating personal experiences, listening to and accepting others' experiences, providing sympathetic understanding and establishing social networks. A support group may also work to inform the public or engage in advocacy.

And now you know. And knowing's half the battle.

Post with a character.

Unlike most memes, you'd probably be better off by providing a general theme for people to respond to. You know, have your subject or post read "People who got turned into animals in their respective games" or "Time travelers and keeping the space/time continuum intact."

Respond to other people and support them through their trials and tribulations.

NOTE: While you're welcome to post whatever the hell you want, if you delve into triggery whatnot (i.e. abuse, suicide, things which tend to actually evoke real life support groups and therapy) please label your posts with a nice and blatant warning so someone who was looking for Time Travelers Anonymous doesn't accidentally stumble into your suicide thread instead.

(lovingly stolen from long ago)

kwisockhaderach posting in

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→ i'd 'valentine' that

leave a top level for each character you're playing.

if anyone wants to be their valentine, they'll comment in!

catch 'em all like we dream of being pokemon masters.

setlist posting in

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CALMING MEME

Leave a comment with your preferences, info, and any relevant insights into your character.
They've just been through a traumatic event and need a grounding presence / OR they need to serve as a gentle presence to guide a thread companion back from their own personal edge.
Tag anyone!

( prompts )

anonconda posting in

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LOVE AT FIRST TAG ❥

⑴ Comment with your characters, one per comment.

⑵ The character who replies to your character and your character immediately fall madly in love, regardless of gender, sexuality, age, or species.

⑶ Have fun shipping them~

⑷ Open to anyone.

fourhearts posting in

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Word Association is a common word game involving an exchange of words that are associated together. The game is based on the noun phrase word association, meaning "stimulation of an associative pattern by a word" or "the connection and production of other words in response to a given word, done spontaneously as a game, creative technique, or in a psychiatric evaluation."

~ our lord and saviour wikipedia

GUIDELINES

random word generator

has

sarafina posting in

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touch them, I'll kill you

For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.HOW TO— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.

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dreamlocket posting in

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The Reincarnated Lovers Meme

Everyone knows the feeling of when you see someone and you know you've seen them before. Isn't that a part of déjà vu? But what if the connection you have with that person goes beyond the superficial recognition of familiarity? Perhaps you were connected once...in the most intimate of ways. Some religions and philosophies believe in reincarnation of souls, and it's said that souls could be reincarnated together - once again to follow out the same path they did before. Or maybe not. Maybe it could be a second chance for fixing things that went wrong before, like the a tragedy or circumstances keeping you apart. But can you take that chance? Do you even want to? HOW TO PLAY Comment with your character, stating preferences and pertinent information. Tag around to others and roll the RNG to determine what your scenario will be. The first roll determines the parameters of the "past life," the second the parameters of the "present life." The meme is intended to take place in the present, but there's nothing stopping you from playing out flashbacks to the "past." Play out the scene! WARNING: There will probably be triggers here.		A. THE PAST( Read more... )

memememem posting in

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THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

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f6f6f6 posting in

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tfln wayback machine

marajaded posting in

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THE CANDY❦GRAM MEME

oho~ want to send someone a private note? Give them some candy or maybe a pretty flower? Maybe you've got something more clever up your sleeve. Tell them how much you love them or hate them (~~Or maybe even send some to yourself~~) and do it with a bit of style and perhaps a dash of anonymity.

HOW TO:
❥ POST: include character's name and canon in the header.
❥ SEND: Send the pictures, flowers, chocolates, notes, whatever your heart desires.
❥ ANSWER: Respond to the messages. React appropriately
❥ ENJOY: have fun.

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asimpleegg in bakerstreet - strip never have I ever
enablemeplz in bakerstreet - February EMP Meme
sockula_untold in bakerstreet - Horny
youngandbeautiful in bakerstreet - Teachable
depletes in bakerstreet - It's complicated
madreen_rua in bakerstreet - (no subject)
vibez in bakerstreet - FMK
dontcryformememetina in bakerstreet - Inappropriate
gooseflesh in bakerstreet - smut pics
forthememes in bakerstreet - Question?
mcmemeface in bakerstreet - you don't have to cope alone
kwisockhaderach in bakerstreet - Tines
setlist in bakerstreet - Calming meme
anonconda in bakerstreet - @ first tag
fourhearts in bakerstreet - 💌 february word association meme 💘
sarafina in bakerstreet - Berserk from fury!
dreamlocket in bakerstreet - Reincarnate
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f6f6f6 in bakerstreet - valentine's tfln
marajaded in bakerstreet - Passing out valentines with those fun dip packets attached

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