This is going to take some getting used to...[For Verity, open to Ixis]

[smartass_captain]

There's an awful lot of commotion going on in the tower. Sounds like Ixis has his tail in a knot over something or another. It almost sounds like he's arguing with someone. Guess he's going to head up to his quarters and sulk for a good while.

Typical, right?

Except 'Ixis' isn't upstairs at all. He's looking around the entryway on the ground floor, scowling at everything he sees with equal contempt.

"Well, this is just great." Honestly? Jim doesn't know what to do. He's got his phone in one of the magi's pockets. He supposes the first thing he should do is text Verity and see where she's at. Being all but herded to the ground floor before Ixis went storming upstairs hasn't left him with any more answers than when this whole fiasco started.

Wow, trying to grab his phone with his claw hand isn't going very well. He's just standing there like a doof.

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[ixis]

"Hottest! As in attractive!? Did we not cover the lack of ears? The flat teeth? The-...Look at this." He drops the tail to lifts up his shirt, revealing Jim's bare tummy. "Look. Pathetic. Like jelly. Soft and vulnerable. What being would want to bed this travesty? I would feel like I was inflicting mental trauma if I tried to woo someone in this body."

Omg i laughed too hard at this you guys

[smartass_captain]

"Uh yes, have you looked in a mirror? Eyes? Face? Hair, ass? I am seriously good--what are you doing? Wh--HEY."

How the fuck does he know Jim's sensitive about that! He works out all the time, dammit. He's toned, he just can't...build muscle very well. Frankly for how thin he is he should be grateful he's as in shape as he is. Still, if Ixis is capable of blushing Jim is red with embarrassment.

"You take that back! At least I'm not as old and wrinkly as dirt!" Jim will show that son of a gremlin the what for. "Horn, Neckbeard, I bet you even---" Well, would you look at that. Ixis Naugus is apparently swole as all hell.

"BULLSHIT!"

You two are ridiculous, you know that right? :P

[brave_heart_verity]

Verity is staying the hell out of this one. Even she can tell there's no stopping them now.

Nope.

Just going around them, setting the table and things.

https://vine.co/v/eg1MYPD3nYq

[ixis]

Who has time for food when it's a FLEX-OFF now.

Except not really, because his body has been revealed to be jacked beyond all reason. Naugus just cackles and drums his hands on that bare, less-toned belly of Jim's.

"NOW who doesn't take care of their body properly?"