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Onward to adventure, whether you like it or not!

Date: 2026-03-19 02:01 am (UTC)
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"No sense in worrying about it before we find out what's going on," Karlach says, patting him on the shoulder a little too heavily, still more used to keeping company with demons and cambions. "No way to know what's going on in there til we get there. Wizards are weird. Well, you know." She winks at him, because it's only gentle teasing and she means no harm. 

"Huh!" She says in response to this revelation about Blurg and Omeluum. She's still not entirely convinced, but then again, he does have a point. Personally, neither had tried to kill them, and that had been good enough for her to trust them. She... may have a problem trusting too easily. "Oh, oh, look! Is that a back door?"

Date: 2026-04-01 01:31 am (UTC)
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"Nothing's even trying to eat us yet," Karlach says cheerfully, and doesn't even have the sense to knock on wood. She's already trying the door, yanking with all her considerable strength. "No go. Back to square one - want me to whale on it, or are you gonna look for a smarty pants way in?" She's hoping she gets to break it, but she'll defer to the ranger's opinion.

Date: 2026-04-14 02:08 pm (UTC)
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"Fuck yeah!" Karlach cries and does a little jig. She has her ax off her shoulder in an instant, excited to actually do something for the first time in a few hours. Puzzles and shit? Not her wheelhouse. But breaking shit? Oh, she's as good at that as she is breaking people. The first strike does little, but like loosening a tight jar, the first few blows make the following attacks easier.

Meanwhile...

"Fat lot of good this is doing. You're not going to get into a wizard's tower with mundane lock picking tools," Gale says, standing over Astarion's shoulder with his arms crossed.

"Certainly not with you yapping so that I can't concentrate," Astarion hisses back. "You threw some sparkles at it, it did nothing, now let me work."

Date: 2026-04-29 07:00 pm (UTC)
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Karlach preens like a happy dog, literally swaying her tail back and forth. "Sometimes, the answer's brute force," she replies with a shrug, circling the generator thing. It looks like it decidedly won't require brute force, which sounds like she's about to have a boring half hour or so.

"Maybe. I could run back and get the other two and bring them here, instead? One over each shoulder?" She's only kind of joking.

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