smartass_captain | Totally thought you were gonna say 'cuz she cleans the pot' (Reply)

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Really Jim just busies himself with picking up a little bit around the apartment. Making sure there aren't arrowheads on the floor or dirty socks lying around. The things that tend to kinda gross out women.

It's the least he can do as 'temporary bum who lives in someone else's home'. Yeah let's not think about that too hard right now, Jim. Holy mother of--that shoe has either been on the business end of a seasick Gorn or it is way way too ripe to be in the same room as company. He will chuck it up somewhere far away from the living room.

"Yeah, no. He warned me about those guys beforehand. It was my fault for wandering out by myself." Not gonna throw Clint under the bus for this. Not cool. "Besides, I got to see him in action, and apparently he's not kidding about the whole superhero thing." Snrk. That's gonna take some getting used to.