Don't believe in no-win scenarios

"Didn't think you were, but holiday meal prep isn't exactly the most opportune time to be learning a new cooktop, I'd wager. Maybe? I dunno, we never really did this, growing up." Jim shrugs and tries not to think about it too hard.

"Oh, right. Well, I'll call him later today once we've got everything figured out. I dunno what time we're doing shit yet either." Jim looks kind of shocked there are choices in this. "Oh, uh..a phone combo would be good? You keep giving the one I've got the side eye whenever I use it."