Don't believe in no-win scenarios

In Jim's defense he is very drunk and definitely should not still be drinking anymore of the whiskey (of which the bottle is still almost entirely full somehow). Lots of things confuse him right now. Including dear Mjolnir. The hammer does indeed look exceptionally crafted.

"It looks exc...ex..uh..really good f'r bein' that old." Hard to imagine it's seen that much battle really just by looking at it. The table keeps steady as Jim leans against it to push himself up onto unsteady feet. Get a closer look at this thing. Really lean in and see if he can tell what makes it so special. But just from looking at it? He really can't.

"Right. Lemme just say..." He looks up toward Thor as he reaches for the hammer, "I don't think it's gonna be so eas- holy fuckingshit that's not moving at all!" Not even a wobble, a budge, a wiggle.

What. The actual fuck??????

"How is it not breaking th'table???"