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It makes perfect sense, Jim! Thor's not surprised at the lack of understanding but he still chuckles at the young man's disbelief, and blinks and perks up at the challenge. Go get the hammer? Yes... yes he can prove it, can't he?

"Fine, I will! Wait here." He pushes himself back from the table and calls to Stormbreaker, which comes flying into his hand from somewhere else in the party - probably wherever the coat check is, though Thor can't remember where he'd put it initially. It's still in its rune-carved walking stick guise, rather than the axe it actually is, but it makes it no less able to open the Bifrost - and accidentally takes his chair with it, narrowly missing taking a chunk out of the table, too.

It'll be a minute or two before the roaring rainbow appears again, depositing the chair and Thor back roughly where they were when they left. Thor makes a wobbly turn as he orients himself, brightening when he recognizes the table where the captain is still sitting, and determinedly plods over to plunk a very heavy-sounding Mjolnir onto the table.