smartass_captain: (There go my organs)
Jim Kirk ([personal profile] smartass_captain) wrote 2015-08-16 11:55 pm (UTC)

What the ever loving fff-

"Couldn't they like shape shift out?! Before the slaughterhouse?!" No Jim there aren't skrulls in the cake and muffin you ate probably. Apples are probably still fine. They better be, as Jim's second favorite food. But burgers were no longer safe. Not in this world. Goodbye, number one food.

Jim is suddenly glad he hasn't asked Clint to go out and try real food that is not replicated. If he'd eaten a burger since he got here, he might just vomit right now. The idea of eating another humanoid race is pretty horrific to him.

"...At least the coffee isn't aliens." Mutter, worry, sip.

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