Jim's welcome to cookies; it's share and share alike. "Uh, well, there's blue guys and green guys," he admits, "and they hate each other. The Kree and the Skrulls; they had a war, Earth got caught in the middle, we ended it for 'em. Sometimes, one side or the other thinks it'd be a good idea to invade, and we have to fight 'em off."

He takes a sip of coffee and chuckles, admitting, "you're not gonna believe this, but I actually died fighting 'em off, one time." Oh, right. Coffee. Take a big drink of coffee, it's too early for beer.