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Jim Kirk ([personal profile] smartass_captain) wrote 2015-08-16 02:45 am (UTC)

Never. Okay well, maybe the first time he got to put on his Starfleet gold. Yeah that's...that's probably the only time.

"The point is, that's a level of naked no man, woman, or other should ever have to see." Or smell. Or anything, really. "It's enough to make you want to take a ten day shower just to feel some semblance of clean again."

Hell yes pastries! Jim pulls his tossed box open eagerly before poking around in it. "Hm. You want this strawberry danish thing, Verity? Clint? Looks awesome, but I'm allergic." Jim makes a face. He's actually allergic to lots of things. Which often makes enjoying food difficult. Luckily there's more stuff in here than Jim can ever hope to name, so he'll find more than enough that's safe to eat.

"So." Jim takes a sip of coffee and damn this verse is like the best at coffee. Jim wants to take them back to the ship with him with their magic coffee device because seriously. This is amazing. Oh wait he was saying something. "My turn for story time? Hell I figure since I'm not half dead on a couch somewhere, th'least I can do is tell you guys some stuff you'd wanna know."

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