You're thinking too narrowly, Clint. Now if you took a leaf blower and--you know what? Maybe just No is easier. If he and Jim are left alone, Verity will come back to the house being some kind of Transformer whose sole purpose is to flick off police officers, shoot arrows, and hit on women. Somehow.

Maybe don't let them out of sight in the candy aisle, either. Wait, that was literal, not 'sporting goods store' secret code. Should be fine then. Can you use Twizzlers pull and peels as a bowstring?

"Uhhhh yeah. There should be a box of generic holiday stuff upstairs somewhere. In one of the spare rooms or the attic. And I know we have a vacuum and some other stuff...uh...Verity want to start a list while I look for appliances and Clint checks for decorations?"