Hey! She's also attracted to that Steve Rodgers who took her on a date then didn't call. Or she was until the not-calling happened.

But he's right in that she doesn't count as a lady in his book.

"Tell him your alternate-future many-times-great grandson solved it. It will not be the weirdest thing he's heard all day." Otherwise, Barney will get all the credit, and nobody wants that. Nobody.

"I'd say we should get going because Jim needs to sleep, but I'm guessing he's not going to sleep without encouragement, so. Jim. What'll it be?" She's raised an eyebrow at you Jim DO NOT MESS WITH THE EYEBROW.