The last thing Jim wants is to start fixating on how ripped the god was, how he'll never look that good no matter how strict of a diet regimen he keeps (abs are just not happening when you spend that much time sitting around, Jim) or any of that. Because he could have that conversation. Probably would with very little shame with his counterpart.
If not for the fact that said god has their father's face.
Because that makes this creepy in a way Jim is not okay with on any level and he would really rather not be drunk and making things weirder than they already have to be. Not to mention alcohol is empty calories. And suddenly that matters even though it's stupid and it shouldn't.
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The last thing Jim wants is to start fixating on how ripped the god was, how he'll never look that good no matter how strict of a diet regimen he keeps (abs are just not happening when you spend that much time sitting around, Jim) or any of that. Because he could have that conversation. Probably would with very little shame with his counterpart.
If not for the fact that said god has their father's face.
Because that makes this creepy in a way Jim is not okay with on any level and he would really rather not be drunk and making things weirder than they already have to be. Not to mention alcohol is empty calories. And suddenly that matters even though it's stupid and it shouldn't.